I bought this bow tie for my lover for our anniversary. My husband was super jealous when he saw them. I kid, my husband is my lover. That way things aren't complicated at Valentine's. Anyways, when I bought it there was a slight part of me that thought "I bet I could wear this too. Muahahahahaha!" What? Don't act like you don't people you love gifts so that you can use them. Those make the best gifts.
By the way, Mom for your birthday I'm getting you a new laptop that I'm going to keep at my house. You're going to love it.
Just to show you, I think B looks better in a bow tie than I do. But I look better in skirts, so it's only fair.
