Except for when I wore it to Starbucks and instead of just tugging on old men's heart strings, I attracted them with my laptop. I had a man ask me if I could help him out with his home computer. "If you're good with computers, I could get you a lot of work around here. Everyone's computer is broken!" he exclaimed. And by everyone he meant his nursing home neighbors and by computers he meant 10-year old Dells. I sweetly declined and pushed my sympathy baby out a little further until he opened the door for me. Some days you win, some days you lose and some days you end up at a Starbucks just whoring out your computer skills and non-existent child.
I got my shirt for $9 everyone. Applause accepted. Golf claps though, I don't want to wake up the baby.
